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“wow this place is crowded!”
“i know it’s a hell of a bunch of people!”
someone who deports people for no reason even if they didnt jump the border
That nigga is a deportationer in hell he put my boy back in mexico even tho he has a passport, poor christian carlos carillio :(.
Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.
What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
it means that the person saying this is gay and wants to get fucked so hard that their intestines will jiggle and then want to suck some giant black cocks, also the person saying this is probably a femboy
see u in hell
*fucks u intensely*
Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.
Dude, I can't get to Jesus from this Wikipedia page. I must be in Wikipedia Hell.
Drunk...Very drunk...so drunk you have to close one eye so you only see one set of lines on the highway to get yourself home. (Disclaimer: if your think drunk then you probably shouldn't be driving home in the first place)
I drank so much last night that I was cocker'n hell.
When a supposed Christian loudly tells you what a sinner you are and you’re going to hell.
I went to the doctor and someone in the waiting room asked me if I go to church. When I said “no”, he started Hell Yelling at me. “You godless son-of-a-bitch, you are going to burn in hell forever.