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Similar to "When Push Comes To Shove"
Yeah, Adam's super flakey, but when the dice hit the floor he's always got your back
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Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet
I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise
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Sometimes it's advantageous to ignore the problem, let it explode, and have other people deal with it. This policy is called "let the shit hit the fan".
A: Look, these numbers they gave us are really wrong.
B: I say, let the shit hit the fan and then they'll fix it.
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A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.
In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.
My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
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when you pick up poo and lob it in a fan and it sprays everywhere -
On xbox live:
Marc: OMG shits hitting the fan!
Steve: Oh no it must be spraying everywhere!
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When a so-called band makes a song that appeals to the mind-warped 12 year old. This song only stays popular for about 15 minutes, and after the band is so rich they can wipe their asses with a 20 dollar bill.
Blink 187 was a one hit wonder, baby!
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The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.
Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
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