shit talker

a person who talks out of their ass because they have no life, and they are probably ugly as fuck. They also deserve to have a pineapple shoved up their ass, and beaten with a baseball bat.

shit talker: hi that girl fat
friend: why are you talking shit
shit talker: because im an ugly fuck who has no life

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shit chevron

A skid mark in your underwear that looks like a sergeant's stripes.(Chevrons). The only feasible explanation for this unusual phenomenon is a cross-crease wedgie combined with a really wet fart.

Judging by the shit chevron in my briefs,I got promoted from crap corporal to shit sergeant.

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The real shit

(n.) The re-al sh-it

An instance of true authenticity; An occuring event which leads an individual to believe that it is, in fact, real shit.

"Yo dog," J-Tizzle said, "you see me cap dat motha in da face?"
"Yeah dog," I replied, "that was the real shit..."

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beer shits

When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.

You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.

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shit-tier

Bottom-tier. The absolute worse in the metagame.

Ganondorf is literally shit-tier SSBB because he fucking sucks and so does his horizontal recovery.

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cocky shit

A slang term for someone whos is extremely arrogant and full of one's self. Someone one who thinks they're better than everyone else.

These people are usually highly disliked by most people due to their big ego and arrogant attitude.

A synonym for this word is "the shit". "The Shit" means exactly the same thing.

"Dude, you look like a faggot. I look so much better than you, so shut up. That's why girls want me so much."

"Did you hear him? Yeah i did, he (is such a cocky shit / thinks he's the shit), he thinks he is so cool but he's not."

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shit-bored

a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.

(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!

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