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Jake

The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.

Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool

by May 25, 2021


Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.

That guy has a donkey cock, must be Jake.

by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024


Jake

A rapist that preys on 12 year old girls.

Woah dude, did you hear what Jake did to Ansley?
Yeah man he's a total rapist.

by FuZe Orbit October 30, 2018


Jake

Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."

Damn Jake is actually getting work, what a bitch

by Kieranscock December 7, 2021


Jake

Jakes a naughty boy he is trans and prob non-binary

hi JAKE

by FCUK JACOB August 25, 2020


Jake

An annoying kid who thinks he is better than everyone and tries to act amazing around his friends.

Ughhh, don’t be such a Jake.

by Ickybickyspiderricky January 9, 2018


Jake

He makes you feel like the only girl in the world he will lead you on month by month and when the time is right he will absolutely break your heart into a million pieces and lie about it to make sure he doesn't loose you and can keep hurting you. He will act like the perfect man but in reality you aren't the only one, there are many other girls in the same boat. He most likely wouldn't even like you even if you were talking for years upon years it is all fake.

Omg look its Jake
He broke my heart
Me too

by MassiveHaterForCharlotte November 1, 2023