Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"

The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"

synthetic lesbianism

Falsly being gay or lesbian

All the girl be having a problem with synthetic lesbianism

lesbianitis

The disease of turning into a lesbian, (men can have it too)

Jude im sorry but you have lesbianitis

lesbian midget porn

The thing you put on for little five year olds while babysitting.

Babysitter: What do kids watch nowadays?
Mom: Lesbian midget porn

Lesbian Penis

A lesbian’s fingers

My girlfriend used her Lesbian Penis on me

bubblegum lesbian

Jojo Siwa.

Jojo Siwa is the first bubblegum lesbian.

18th century lesbian

a lesbian from the eighteenth century who married a man to hide the fact that she was a lesbian and someday run away with her female bestie

I think that this must have been written about 18th century lesbians