Random
Source Code
Random
an ex that u wish u never dated
jimmy is a bad taste in my mouth
174👍 317👎
Using your mouth and lips to create popping sounds to recreate morse code. This can be used when communicating with friends and coworkers in a new way so no one will know exactly what it is you are talking to each other about.
A bank teller used MCMP (morse code mouth popping) to alert a coworker she was being robbed to alert the authorities without the suspect in question even knowing!
4👍 3👎
a peanut butter mouth massage is when the girl, using a strap-on, puts it in her man's butt and then proceeds to put it in his mouth.
B says: "girl i want you to gimme a peanut butter mouth massage, and i don't care who knows it!"
23👍 35👎
shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth
some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.
14👍 26👎
the saudi arabian fur mouth is when a man with a hairy penis gets dome and the girl licking the penis takes all the pubes in her mouth.
the chick was horny so i gave her the saudi arabian fur mouth, she shut up rigt away.
24👍 37👎
Funny answer to someone saying "I'm coming". When someone says "I'm coming", the person probably means that he/she soon will be where the other person is, be that the physical spot or on the server they're going to play on. But "to come" can also mean naughtier things, which the respondant takes advantage of.
walkie: Wait for me, I'm coming!
Static: I hope not in ur mouth !1!! :D :D
16👍 23👎
The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.
My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.
18👍 27👎