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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS

New music sucks

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020


Cardi b’s music

Rat shit

Anne: Hey have you heard cardi b’s music that just came out?

Frank:hell nah that shit is garbage

by TheMidgetSeeker June 7, 2021


Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.

Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023


medicinal bass music

Bass music taken to another level. Sub woofin so hot, effectively creating wind that will flex the nerves and skip heartbeats. Holy fuvk! Ultimately, an elixir, remedy, and having healing properties. Thus, classified as medicinal.

Yo! That DJ’s bass was straight medicinal bass music! Praise the lord!!!! I’m healed!!!!

by All city June 18, 2023


Belgian Circus Music

Used to describe a two bit poser electro noise band.

They're trying to be so DFA, but sound like Belgian Circus Music!

by whaxalot August 12, 2008


Nelk Quality Music

(NQM) A song which sounds so good Nelk could use it in a video. Nelk's editor Ausgod only use fire songs, this is not just limited to hip hop, as nelk has used almost every genre of music.

Dude, thats some Nelk Quality Music right there, that shit is fire.

by please enter your username October 29, 2021


Look At Me music

Music written for no purpose other than for the singer to brag about how rich they are.

Rapper: Look at me I have lots of money
Other person: shut up, nobody wants to hear your Look At Me music.

by O' Chungus February 24, 2023