deceiver

Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.

"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."

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deceiver

in reference to a male or female who, from far away, appears hot, attractive, sexy; however as you get closer, you realise they are not. at all. that person is a 'deceiver'

Jake: 'hey man, check out that hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'

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deceive

deliberately cause (someone) to believe something that is not true, especially for personal gain.

"I didn't intend to deceive people into thinking it was French champagne"

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deceivous

Adjective used for a person who deceives people intentionally; especially for their own personal entertainment or amusement; the physical and literal combinations of the words deceitful and mischievous.

He has a very deceivous nature.

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The Deceiver

A legendary man in Stockholm, Sweden.
Often just called TGD ( The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA

His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels Torg, a place that's always full of people.

"If you go to Sweden, watch out for Alex the deceiver, he'll trick your pants off."

"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe TGD has them.. heh."

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Deceived

to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude

They deceived the enemy by disguising the destroyer as a freighter.

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deceived

Tbh idk what that means I just wanted to say it

I was deceived like 6 months ago

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