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Post Pornographic Stress Disorder, or PPSD for short, is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing incredibly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder will have reoccurring mental images, flashbacks, and, if unlucky, dreams of the disturbing sexual content they viewed (often by accident). People with the disorder will feel extremely disturbed and often (but not always) oddly aroused, when these mental images occur, causing them extreme stress and discomfort. Diagnosis criteria includes:
1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you?"
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
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dec 30 is national post ur girl bestfriend day
its national post your girl bestfriend day
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Used when your mate just accidentally mentioned their frequent consumption of ABDL dwarf porn
Person 1: "Guys, its ok to sleep with your cousin right?"
Person 2: "Yes officer this post/comment right here."
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Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)
This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.
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If you do this you're a gigachad
"posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary"
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm posting words with actual definitions on UrbanDictionary
Person 1: Good to know.
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The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2
Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.
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National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”