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The origin of gay men according to Freud - it works like the Oedipus complex but the other way around, i.e. little boys want to fuck daddy and kill mummy. Supposedly arises in all little boys, and develops into homosexuality when it's stronger than its hetero inverse.
Peter Mandelson probably had a reverse Oedipus complex as a kid.
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When a white man has a child with a 3rd worlder so they can obtain a visa to stay and continue to live high off the hog on US Government benefits.
I heard Joe went to Thailand and had a reverse anchor baby with a bar girl so he could retire in Phuket.
1) when your mind is telling you yes, but your body is telling you no
2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”
2) self explanatory
The act of sliding a long, staff-like object into a container that should in no way be able to hold the entire length
Did you see that sword swallower at the circus? He was reverse Mary Poppinsing that thing ALL the way down.
When you are getting a blowjob and then your significant other chokes and dies. You then drag the body out and kill yourself so no one knows.
Chad-Ughhhh this feels so good
Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me
Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)
this comeback is the direct rival to the famous No u and will throw anything you say right back at you
Me: Your dumb
You: Uno reverse card
Me: NOOOOOO
Top 10 weapons too dangerous that they're illegal in all countries
"Sir you got shot by a criminal"
*shows uno reverse card*
"Yeah, I shot that guy so hard- WHAT THE"