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when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
The main protagonist of the Evil Dead series being featured in Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Ash vs Evil Dead. Played by Bruce Campbell and created by Sam Raimi. He is one of the most notable 80s horror characters. He also has cameos in other games such as Dead by Daylight.
Random Person: Woah is that Ashley J Williams?
Ashley J Williams: That's right, it's me baby.
Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.
Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)
When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.
Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.
Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.
My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.
Oppenheimer directed the construction of the Los Alamos laboratory, where he gathered the best minds in physics to work on the problem of creating an atomic bomb during WWII. He is known as “the father of the atomic bomb”.
J. Robert Oppenheimer was credited for being a founding father of the American school of theoretical physics.
When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.
Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”