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when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.
“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”
J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations
"Fancy going for a J R Pennysworth?"
"Why the sophisticated tone?"
"Fine, don't have any!"
An action in which you nod your head at a random time, to acknowledge someone, or to fill the awkward silence.
Jake: "Sup Austin?"
Austin: *nods his head*"Sup Jake?"
Jake: "Why are you nodding your head?"
Austin: "Cuz I'm on that J lil' Swag!"
Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.
My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.
When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.
Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.
When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.
Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”