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A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass
Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…
A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky
"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"
A high quality or expensive alcoholic beverage.
'Oh snap, there's a house party thats off the chain.I think i'm gunna bring some easy jesus and really get this party started!"
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Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.
Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.
If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)
Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!
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A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
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The appropriate space between two people who are a couple. Usually anywhere betwen 3-5 meters.
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Mom: Remember to leave space for Jesus, honey!
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Tessa: Aww, look at Glen and Patricia's substantial Jesus-space.
Cameron: Yeah, they must have a lot of respect for each other
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Taking it, having it, sucking it, and fucking it like a professional...knowing Jesus got ur back.
Also, used as a proud and loving response to hate and love, all the same. No discrimination needed.
Challenges the common misconception that Queer/Gay relationships and love are detestable, immoral, or unnatural due to the contents of the Bible. Some people don't like reading the Bible in context and go with the flow of other people who have the same thoughts and feelings about queerdom.
Phrase basically acknowledges in a celebratory fashion, those who are queer bottoms, take no shame in being a bottom, and know they do it well.
Such people DO know that love, peace, and compassion are more important, and simultaneously have a personal and loving relationship with Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit.
"Ooooh girl, you been working out that BOOTY💗"
"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS"
"BLESS honey, BLESS"
"FUCKING F*G YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL"
"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS💗"
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