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When someone is on the receiving end of ordering a crap meal (worst thing on the menu) and the rest of the table is enjoys their delicious food. All the while they sit and watch a their friends enviously like a cuckold.
Eddie sat and watched while his compatriots enjoyed their beautiful meals. He unfortunately had ordered the blt that the kitchen had not even bothered to put bacon on. In that moment he had been food cucked.
1. A list of commandments brought down from the mountain by comedian Adam Carolla governing correct procedure in the preparation and presentation of all known edibles. He didn't speak to God. No, he had a bad omelette at a Big Bear Lake Ski Resort once. Cheese just draped over the cooked omelette, not even cheddar like he ordered, but Swiss. What is he an animal? He was certainly animalistic in his rage, with nearby large-breasted patrons trying to assure him that cheddar is sometimes white like Swiss cheese. Alas, he was not calmed. But rather than complete his transformation into a feral beast, one last "Hail Mary" neuron fired in his brain that reminded him of what it was to be human. Laws. A code to prevent civilization from collapsing. His revelation to apply rules, standards, and norms to food preparation/presentation changed the fabric of our society from that day forward. Never again would anyone have to endure such inhumane conditions in their culinary experience. Hero.
2. Actor Jude Law's fat, balding, less successful dimwit of a brother. (Coined by Adam Carolla on September 25, 2018 on "The Adam Carolla Show")
STEWARDESS:
Welcome back to first class of High-Falutin Air, Mr. Carolla. When we get up in the air in about 45 minutes, I'll gladly serve you alcohol for the 3 minutes before we begin our descent. We’ll also be serving meals in that window. Since you're in seat 1A, there's a good chance you'll get some.
ADAM CAROLLA:
Oh yeah? What've you got? Don't tell me it's that pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza. I've blown hobos that sleep on my studio stoop that taste better.
S:
Oh no, Mr. Carolla, we stopped serving that when our surveys indicated customers found it to taste like...well...like you said, "the ejaculate of an AIDS-ridden Homeless man." Now we're serving lentil chili and...
A.C.:
Don't bother. I'll drink my lunch. Until Food Law is enforced in American airspace.
S:
Food Law? Wasn't he in "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus"?
A.C.:
No, that's his younger, more attractive brother. Food Law was in "The Untalented Mr. Shitley" and "I Fart Fuckabees."
S:
Oh, I see. Anyway, want me to give you your usual road head in the John when we get in the air? After I give you your drink, of course. I know you're a raging alcoholic.
JERRY SEINFELD(row behind)
Why do they call it road head, we're gonna be 35,000 feet in the air?
A.C.:
Pipe down Jerry...unless you wanna buy my Porsche 935. I'm really taking a bath on that one. Turns out no one remembers who the hell Paul Newman is.
S:
Oh you took a bath? Maybe my mouth won't taste like a bum's buttermilk for 3 days.
It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”
You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!
A person either loves one of the big four. Salty. Savory , sweet , or Spicy foods and they all start with S.
Can’t ever go wrong with the Good fiesta food category. To find your meaning of life .
A game between 2 or more people where there is one "feeder" and "taster", the taster is blindfolded and sitting in front of the feeder blindfolded, who stands in front of the taster not blindfolded and puts different objects into the taster's mouth. Often this is played as a drinking game where for every one the taster guesses wrong they must take a shot, where for which ever item they guess correctly the feeder must take a shot. However another version of this game is sexual, usually ending in the feeder putting their genitals into the tasters mouth. This often seen in porn.
I had so much fun at my Bachelorette party we all played guess the food game...of course there tones of bananas. XD
Dude...I got her to play guess the food game with me last night.
Feeling bad about not buying food when visiting a supermarket, bakery or other grocery establishment. Therefore you buy unnecessary food products/produce
Grandma went to the bakery and bought guilt food because she was feeling sad for the employees.
A character that get combo all the time because he’s size or because of he’s speed
Iron giant is a combo food he get combo all the time.
He’s way too big and slow!!!