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Pimpin Jesus

The saviour of the human race
no he is not christian for he likes to give wedgies to bishops and cardinals of the catholic church.
His goal is to turn the Vatican into a Satanic Rave site.

All hail the pimpin lord of the Earth

by Cam April 18, 2005

7πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Jesus unforgiving Christ

A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky

"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"

by Krwin March 1, 2015


jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass β€œcatchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass

Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022


Jesus on a fucking boat

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

by Hdx January 31, 2022


Easy Jesus

A high quality or expensive alcoholic beverage.

'Oh snap, there's a house party thats off the chain.I think i'm gunna bring some easy jesus and really get this party started!"

by Olivia Naomi Hester September 20, 2005

17πŸ‘ 162πŸ‘Ž


Baby Medical Jesus

Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.

Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.

If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)

Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!

by Someone they know February 14, 2010

30πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

by TGBen December 31, 2009

39πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž