A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich $3.05 Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich – Combo $5.95 Chick-fil-A Chicken Deluxe Sandwich $3.65 Chick-fil-A Chicken Deluxe Sandwich Combo $6.55 Spicy Chicken Sandwich $3.29 Spicy Chicken Sandwich – Combo $6.19 Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich $3.89 Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich – Combo $6.79 Chick-fil-A Nuggets 8 Pc. $3.05 Chick-fil-A Nuggets 12 Pc. $4.45 Chick-fil-A Nuggets – Combo 8 Pc. $5.95 Chick-fil-A Nuggets – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) 8 Pc. $3.85 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) 12 Pc. $5.75 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 8 Pc. $6.75 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59 Chick-n-Strips 3 Pc. $3.35 Chick-n-Strips 4 Pc. $4.39 Chick-n-Strips – Combo 3 Pc. $6.25 Chick-n-Strips – Combo 4 Pc. $7.25 Grilled Chicken Sandwich $4.39 Grilled Chicken Sandwich – Combo $7.19 Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich $5.59 Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich – Combo $8.39 Chicken Salad Sandwich $3.99
christian got hungry and goes to chick-fil-a
The most sexiest man you will ever meet always makes you like he is so charming at hott unlike anyone else he is the best person youll ever meet i love a good christian
Girl 1. That boy christian is so hott
Girl 2. Hes my girl
Girl 1. No no no no no so hott
Dates 6ths graders short fragile no kneecaps and fine asf loves girls that have B in their name lightskin
Christian-someone cute
Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin
Christian-no bitches
People who are named christian are gay and like daniel and got rejected not ONCE but TWICE 😘😘
Christian is good at football and is cracked at everything he does and is good looking and is good at beating dysen in madden
Christian is better than dysen at football