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fucking a duck that is eating left over spaggety while getting your cock sucked my a sexy biafrin with herpys
duck fuck spaggetti is a mohamid alli
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When a woman poops on a man's junk then he tittle fuck her..
I love when we go Missouri mud duckin!
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When a woman gets analy pounded by three cocks and then walks like a duck for a week
Why is sally walking like a duck today? Well me and two other guys Triple duck walked her last night
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"that's a bad bitch. that duck ass ho can fly and swim"
"Some ho's are more elite like the ones that can get on planes and boats. talking about them duck ass ho's"
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A woman who loves to clean Duck Cheese
Hey Honey,
Been a hard day at work, would you be so kind to clean the Duck Cheese off my Dick. That honey you are the best a being a Duck Cheese Brush.
Thanks Muffin
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Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.
"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."
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Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.
Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.
The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
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