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New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.

New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020


New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS

New music sucks

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020


country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.

Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"

by jedandred February 9, 2015


Cartel Music Group

A whack group of "rappers" from Calgary, AB with no talent what so ever.

Cartel Music Group sure did suck last night at the bar

by racoon_skinner November 22, 2014


music blue balls

waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era

"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"

by medcan January 16, 2022


Mish Mash Music

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Mish Mash Music entertainment

by Spade757 December 26, 2009


Country Music Listener

(Derogatory) How the hell do you listen to this god forsaken genre of music? Stop, please, I beg.

Your friend Jean is a Country Music Listener I don't think I feel comfortable with you going over to their house ever again, for your ear's safety

by Actual Concerned Ctzn October 21, 2021