Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

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White Chocolate Milk

It is something that is Mind Blowing, especially the longer you think about it. Or something that spawns new or provocative thinking.

Chirstopher Columbus: "The world is round, not flat"
Random by-standard: "Whoa! White Chocolate Milk!"

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Milk Based Tea

The worst drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Milk Based Tea is a complete loser and a soyboy who has no life goals or chance of success. Milk Based tea drinkers are weak life forms who do not know how to fight and could get knocked out by any 80 year old (unless the 80 year old drinks Milk Based Tea). The leader of the Milk Based Tea gang is “Gomank” who is a UK streamer known for being caught jerking off on stream and for getting his ass whooped by GingerSnapGanon in the streets of Brighton. Milk Based Tea has only 2 documented supporters. EJ Lennon, a 24 year old virgin who has admitted to drinking Water Based Tea as well, and NFB... Milk Based Tea is far inferior to Water Based Tea.

I’m a complete waste of life, I drink Milk Based Tea

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Harlem Milk Shake

When a girl slaps you in the face with her boobs to the Harlem Shake song.

Hey anonymous stripper, I'll take one Harlem Milk Shake please.

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Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

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Big Sister Milk

Fresh arousing milk produced from the finest 2D onee-chan's oppai

My onee-chan gave me a sip of her big sister milk!

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unstirred chocolate milk

One who is all white but still has the black deep down in them.

That M&M character....he's just like unstirred chocolate milk.

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