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Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
Woman or man who provide dedicated blowjob services to only one man. They are usually on-call. Personal Cocksuckers are usually consensual, but sometime unconsensual.
Example 1: “Dude, my girlfriend loves me so much, I got myself a personal cocksucker!”
Example 2: “Unless you want me telling your girlfriend all about the gay porn collection I found on your computer, you’re gonna be my personal cocksucker from now on.”
A female that is a lady but is also a person
Dude look at that hot female lady person over there
A female that is a lady but is also a person
Dude look at that hot female lady person over there
Like Girl in Red or Boy in Blue asking someone this is asking them if they are into non-binary people
Person 1:Hey do you listen to person in purple
Person 2:Yes ofc
Explanation of how perfect, amazing, endearing, hot, ideal-for-you, flawless the person you’re inviting is...
You: kakfkakfokskfki like you blah blah blah
Person: you do?
You: yes. So much, in fact, that
Person: that what
You: Will you go to hoco with me?
Person’s name: ...
The luckiest person in the world is Jaimie because she has the most loving and incredibly perfect girlfriend the gods above could ever create. It's like they took a star out of the sky and gave it to her saying "this is yours to love" and that star was Rose.
Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.
And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.
"who is the luckiest person in the world?"
"Jaimie"
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