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The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2
Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.
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National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”
The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.
-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom
-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist
-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home
Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.
Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
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The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.
Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.
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are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.
half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.
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On May 14th you post an embarrassing/awkward photo of your bestfriend(s) on any social media.
For eg. *insert picture* caption: Happy National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day!
Post pictures of your best friends!
yeah it’s National post pictures of your best friends day
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