Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

Heavy Salad

When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".

That girl has some heavy salad.

I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.

soleki salad

Don't eat soleki salad in the halls or else 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Asser: *eats soleki salad*
OMG
*kills asser*

Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))

“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”

Russian Salad

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.

Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)

Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad