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The result of a woman wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared in her vagina.
She gets a lot of infections due to her beef taco.
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When a guy shits in a girls cooter and then either screws her or eats her out.
jonny rocket gave mrs. frigon the chaco taco.
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While having sex with a girl Missionary style, you reach for a hidden jar of dry rub bbq sauce, and while singing the chorus of Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis," you cover the girl's vagina with said rub. Subsquently, you donkey punch the girl and then leave; continuing with the second verse, "Saw the Ghost of Elvis...on Union Ave..."
"Did you hear what happened to Andy last night?" "Of course, he gave some chick a memphis taco and then slept with her best friend!"
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The male partner places his female companion on the back of her neck with her bearded clam (vagina) reaching for the skies (facing up). Some say this position is practiced in Yoga, but who the fuck cares.
The man then climbs over the women and aligns his asshole with her vagina. He then poos a thick log into her bearded clam and moves his ass up and down with the shit inside of her clam chowder (she uses the poo as a dildo, but the poo never fully leaves the ass). Make sure to not move too quickly as to make the shit fall out of the ass.
Paula: "I wish I would have showered before I came to work this morning. I still smell from the Choco Taco that Ezekial gave me last night."
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A male gay orgy. Usually consists of 13-37 men. All sitting in a circle and pegging each other. Usually takes place at Democrat National Convention.
“Bro are you going to this years oppo taco”
“Nah dude I’m a straight Republican.”
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It's when someone takes a crap on a girls Cooch then eats her out.
Mah Bitch Goes crazy for the Choco Taco
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taco hax is when someone has eaten one too many taco's and must go into a deep mental meditation to keep from soiling themselves. In some cases said person must chant the words taco hax to let everyone know somthing very dangerous is fixing to happen.
Fred:That man has been in there for eight and a half hours!
Joe: Taco hax indeed.
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