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Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.

1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".

by Chief Charles Moose June 7, 2011


Out at the right time

A phrase used to convey a message that you left a place or situation at the best time.

David was surrounded by lunatics, so David left and told people "Out at the right time".

by ursaggynan January 11, 2022


right wing dooey

When you roll a nice, clean, small joint with dank weed that really packs a punch

I rolled a right wing dooey before the movie and the three of us were knocked out within 20 minutes!

by bobilton December 26, 2015


Driver right

When two men are having sex, the active one has the driver right

Let’s switch driver right
You have the driver right tonight

by Bier Kapitän January 9, 2024


My Rights

gone tomorrow

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away

by melloisntavirgin November 3, 2020


Nemo's right hand

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.

Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.

by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019


Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021