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Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024


pleb tea

Tea with a spoon of sugar in it

Dya want tea?
Yeah sure go on.
Pleb tea?
Yeah fancy a bit of something sweet.

by niceoin February 17, 2014


tea soaker

when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea

Lupinoni would rather be a tea soaker than a teabagger any day of the week

by Vivi Chan the Dragon December 02, 2023


Tea (Teodora)

a very very very intelligent person, knows how to use her words without hurting someone, has a cute laugh, sometimes she forgets her worth and cares more about others than herself, the person you want to be with, trustworthy, accepting and respecting her friends, so a süße,
does something cute unexpected (that mean you should schätzen it)

Tea (Teodora) hugged me, is she proposing??

by deray November 21, 2021


Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

by Pokasome June 05, 2020


Hot cup of tea

A hot bottle of clean piss used to pass a drug test

Fuck...my color was called, do you know anyone with a hot cup of tea?

Daren got popped because he spilt his hot cup of tea in front of his P.O.

I got that job because of a hot cup of tea.

by Nobility March 05, 2021


brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016