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BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”
Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?
Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?
Stray: Huh?
Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.
Stray: What do you mean?
Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.
Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.
In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’
‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low
A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"
A buster bar is a sexual act drived from the sweet gooey treat from Dairy Queen it is When a man Is giving a girl anal then nuts in her ass and then she proceads to shit on his dick,he then puts his shitdick in her vagina.
"Boiiii I gave her the buster bar last night...shes got the stank pus to prove it "
Birdshit Bar Invite only and where the standards aren't High but the guests usually are!
Hey I got invited to Birdshit Bar they have darts, pool, fooseball, Crockett , a driving range trampoline and a Hot Tub. Best place in the Hat