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Riding the merry-go-round* is when a woman seeks to secure a handsome, perhaps wealthy, emotionally unavailable man ("Chad"*) in an attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy), gets dumped, and then she tries again, repeating the cycle. She never learns, all while ignoring guys she has friend-zoned.
After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".
*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".
She would do well to stop Riding the Merry-Go-Round and settle down with someone she has friend-zoned.
(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)
a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man
b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm
yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)
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a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.
"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?"
"little red riding hood?"
"yeah"
"that bitch stole my turkey"
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When you are doing a girl doggy style, you stop, stick a dildo in her, and then dance next to her as she gets pleasured by the dildo. Thus giving the effect of a ghost having sex with your girl.
Man if i was you i would just put on some Mistah Fabb, stick a dildo in her, and Ghost Ride Your Bitch!!
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When you're administering "Surprise Love" (aka, struggle snuggle) on your new found love and she pepper sprays you. Use your hands to wipe the liquid off your face, wipe it on your pecker and reinsert. That'll teach her.
I finally was able to meet Mabel in the dark alley down the street, for our first "date". She obviously had other plans and pepper sprayed me while I was balls deep. I knew then, she just wanted to be Red Riding Hood'd.
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Amateurs. A Nantucket Sleigh Ride is when you lay your special lady face down naked. You take her by her hair and slip the heels of your fit into her arm pits You then drop down on her going deuce hole. You then hang on and enjoy the ride. Properly performed it will bring back childhood memories of taking your flexible flyer down a hill of fresh powder.
nantucket sleigh ride
sleigh ride
sexual position
new england
whaling
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A teenage Native American that partakes in stereotypical American ghetto culture.
"Fuck, that little red riding hoodlum had better go back to his reservation and stop calling me bro."
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