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when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
When you get off a Disney ride and feel slightly, or very, drunk.
Guy: After I got off that ride, I felt Disney Drunk.
Girl: I feel your pain.
The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again
I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.
I’m drunk again
I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk
When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.
I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU
Consuming so much alcohol that you are no longer able to speak with words, just hand gestures
What’s wrong with Tim?
He drank too much and became a nonverbal drunk.
A state of feeling so smitten and undeniably attracted to someone that it makes your head spin.
Abby was so hormone Drunk over Ethan that she couldn't even focus on her daily routines.