one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.

Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.

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hit dat then quit dat

The act of having sex with a young, naive female, and the kicking the bitch to the curb (usually without her shoes for good measure).

Oh shit, I hit dat then quit dat son!

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A hurling hit and run

When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh

Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run

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Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit

A Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit is just like every other bong hit, with the difference being as follows:- <A> you haven't slept in 4 days, <B> someone has packed it with hash crumbs or oil without your knowledge, <C> you only smoke spliffs and you've been peer pressured into having a hit from a bong, <D> You've only just been able to get some green, but have had to go without for a long time (if you're a daily smoker).
Generally it is marked by a vivid blue exhale that lasts several breaths, and many coughs and splutters. Probably the cause of the term "Young Lung".

"...so one time I had this Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit and coughed so hard that my room mates found me face down in a pool of my own vommit... Luckily I didn't spill the bong water though..."

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lag hit up shit

Something you say to someone when they’re totally lagging and destroy you

Xbox messages:
“Fuck you r fucking gay lag hit up shit”
“bro what?”

hit a tall person day

so where ever your reading this, you have to hit a tall person tomorrow and there are no buts. If no one is taller than you, you will have to hit yourself, I'm sorry

lacy: good luck!!
tom: good luck for what?
lacy: tomorrow is hit a tall person day!!

Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed