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john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017


John Tyler

John Tyler was the 10th President of the United States of America. He served from 1841-1845, taking the office of president after William Henry Harrison died as the 9th President.

He was born in Virginia in 1790 to a prominent family. He then became a U.S Representative, the Governor of Virginia, and a U.S. Senator in that order. He then became the 10th Vice President under President William Henry Harrison. However, Harrison died on April 4th, 1841 from pneumonia. Immediately following this Tyler became the 10th President. It should be noted however, that there was much debate about if Tyler was really the bona fide president or the acting president. This was due to some unclear writing regarding the U.S. Cosntitution.

Person 1: We’re studying John Tyler in history class!
Person 2: Really? I heard he was the first President who was never elected to the position!

by BillyBobJoe20 February 17, 2021


john hines

He is the goat, grinds on the off days and he is committed to Alabama. Everyone wants to be like him, but you can’t because he is John Hines

Woah that kid is sick and very cool; He must be a john hines.John hines is a icon-living and will never not be one

by Mccrobie December 2, 2019


John Whyte

The act of putting something off; The highest level procrastinating..

"Why hasn't the dishes been done in 3 days?"
They have been john Whyte (whyted)

by 4U2nv5150 January 31, 2022


ASDA john

He's a right scruffy ASDA john he is

There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john

by Fagnubfingers September 2, 2023


an Elton John

When you have gay sex but you have to be dressed as Elton John.

Don give an Elton John to Terry.

by hashbrown1224 May 13, 2023


John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure

My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me

by JohnWhy February 26, 2021