JFH

Jerking from home. We all do it when "working from home."

Co-worker (with whom you're obviously close enough to use this term): "Hey man, I'm out. See you tomorrow?"
You: "No can do, buddy. I'm JFH."
Co-worker: "Lucky you."

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JFH

Short for Jeans from Hell, any jeans that cause perpetual discomfort while wearing them. Can refer to jeans which are too large, too small, or jeans that are notably out of style.

The only clean pants I had for last night were my JFHs, so you know that date went reaaally well
My JFH give me a jeanus but i've had them so long I can't bring myself to trash them.
I know Lisa thinks those are hot on her, but those are her JFHs, and give her a muffintop.

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JFH

Just Fucked Hair -the messed up state of ones hair post coitus.

Pretty sure I know what went down. His fine assed girlfriend Nat, had that JFH when she left the apartment.

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The JFHS

the act in which you put on a jf football helmet and get ran through by everyone you see

my girl wanted to try the JFHS last night, i’ve never ran through her harder. the helmet is a bit of an obstacle through.

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