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He is baby gurl pookie pookialicious pookie bear
Me: Guys did anyone see my baby gurl pookie pookailicious pookie bear lucas
my boyfriend (we’re totally together)
My friend: So umm when are you gonna get a bf?
Me: Umm wdym i already have one..
My friend: OMG WHO
Me: Lucas
My friend: Dude… you know guys aren’t even dating…
Me: …
My friend: And you guys haven’t even talked in real life..
Me: …
My friend: He doesn’t even live here…
Me: …just let me and my pookie be delulu in peace
A dude who lives in an entire different country but still impacts your life and makes you like him more than most of your old boyfriends
Me: *giggling
My friend: It’s lucas again isn’t it
Me: …and what if it is
My friend: You definitely like him more than your current situationship y’all would be so cute together
Me: STOP don’t make me even more delulu, he’s going to be my worst heartbreak
My friend: 💀💀
someone who is 100% going to make sure you’re safe when drunk
Me: *drunk
Lucas: *watching me
Lucas is a really big nut. But he gets as good as any girl and is sure to be a great musician.
Girl: Whats the name of your boyfriend?
Lucas
Girl: oh you must be so happy. How to get him?
Lucas is the guy, who has both guy and girl friends, acts like he's Gay, Plays Fortnite 24/7, And your Bestie probably has a HUGE crush on him. He will act nuts all the time. but in the end, he cares about you. A Lucas is befriended by many, but when he picks a Bestie. They will last through all of middle school. Speaking of school. He probably plays Flag Football for the School. And complains about it all the time he is reliable at times. And if he fails a test, he gets things taken by his Mommy. he has dated by middle school. (He wouldn't consider it a date). And please if you have a friend or know someone named Lucas, watch out for their allergies, and PLEASE MAKE THEM TOUCH GRASS
Lucas, please touch some grass