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A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
A female who lies about anything and everything. A female who portrays herself to be something she isn't.
Let me explain something about her to you. She is a Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.). You can tell she has her master's degree in being a P.F.B.
A day to give a shout out to a fake friend and call them out.
Time to give kez a shout out on being a fake friend since it is World fake friend day
When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.
Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"
You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "
A person who will use your trust after gaining it.
A person who you care about but they'll never show it back.
A person who puts on a fake act when around you.
A person who talks shit about you behind your back.
That fake friend used me to get closer to him!
a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.
bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*
A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you
Bianca is your fake friend.