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Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!
Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...
On this day, March 18, you should definetly give some head to someone…
“Today is the “Give some head” day , so i might finally get some”
Go to the store to buy 1 loaf of bread then slice it in half. Nut on both halves and stick the 2 slices together. After that you sneak the bread back to the store and put it where you got it.
Jace: I know Micheal isnt giving bread right now.
Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.
Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.
He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.
When your the one driving and giving a handjob at the same time.
My girl picked me, bought me dinner, and is giving stickshift on the way home. She the GOAT for real.
When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.
Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.
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give your girl your hoodies for the month of october
"give me your hoodie for national give your girl a hoodie month" "ofc love"