Poop deckin'

The act of stealthily approaching a boat from another nautical vessel and pooping on the roof of the boat's cabin (i.e. the poop deck). It is customary to exclaim "You just got poop decked!" when leaving the scene.

After Jake successfully performed his first poop deckin', he exclaimed "You just got poop decked!"

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poop lubing

The mixture of spit or semen and fecal matter associated with gay anal sex

I fucked the that tranny and only used the poop lubing

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poop canoe

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.

Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.

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reverse pooping

the act of shoving shit up your ass.

reverse pooping is so satisfying, you should try it

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walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

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Poop Walk

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.

Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!

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poop block

The one solid piece of poop that is stopping you from a diarrhea disaster.

Thank goodness that i had a poop block during that party or else things would have gotten ugly!

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