Pornography featuring golden showers}
Don't eat yellow snow, and don't read yellow porn!
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to blame the women when they earn more money than you even though you didn't try to improve yourself. This allows the males to feel pithiness for themselves although they do not have the proper attitude when feeling the pity
Tucker Carlson is using Incel Porn to create a wedge between the war on genders
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A term that is searched on someone's computer in hopes of it being found by someone. It is meant to be found in either the persons search history or the search page that is left open.
We typed "Gay Nigger Porn " into Rob's laptop, and now that his mom found it she thinks he is gay.
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Originally coined by Youtube Pooper "MoBrosStudios" in the early 2010's, and then picked up by The Mysterious Mr. Enter, a Squidward Torture Porn is an episode of Spongebob, where rather than actually tell an interesting humorous story, the writers fall into laziness and just decide to make Squidward's life a dry hell. In the earlier days of Spongebob, this formula was seldom used, and only when Squidward did something to deserve it. However after the departure of Stephen Hillenberg and all the other competent writers, these episodes became much more recurring, despite the fact that nobody likes them. These torture porns, though common, are not exclusive to Squidward. Anyone, even Spongebob himself, can be given these torture porns provided they either are in a benevolent mood, or just minding their own business. The best way to avoid becoming the subject of these torture porns is to behave like an unlikeable jackass, a skill that the formerly loveable Patrick Star has mastered.
Mark: I had to watch another new Spongebob ratings trap with my little brother yesterday.
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
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Michael Avenatti, Porn Star lawyer
That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.
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a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.
damn girl, you got such porn star hands!
The rare porn that to you is re-watchable and when all else fails and other porns are not getting you off, you go back to a classic that can get the job done.
Chris couldn't finish masturbating while watch the grandma porn so he went to his fall back porn and watched his favorite; Back Door Sluts 9.