go suck an egg

Something my mother always tells me to do.

"Go suck an egg billy"

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sucks the big dick

1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.

2. v. Dies.

When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!

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i suck at pool

Getting your a$$ handed to you by a girl when playing pool.

So if you lose 4 out of 5 to a Girl.... YOU SUCK AT POOL.

Perfect realized he was no longer Perfect when Svetlana kicked his ass in pool.
Svetlana: "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Perfect : "I suck at pool!"

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suck the white fox

Spoonerism for "Fuck the White Sox." Used mostly by the Sox's cross-town rivals, the Chicago Cubs.

Man, Cubs games are the best. Suck the White Fox.

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cock sucking fairy

Often known as Adgh

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suck me off

HWat the bitch does to my thropbbing cock in order to make it drop a load in her face.

Yo, Bithc," Martin exclaimed," Instead of jamming with that ho, why don't you git your sweet ass over heerre and suck me off!"

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Sucks me off

When a person, hopefully a girl, gives a man a blow job.

My girlfriend sucks me off after 7 hours of having sex.

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