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while doing 40 to 50 mph down small one way philly streets filled with crackheads and shoeless children you quickly tap the breaks and look both ways without slowing down at the stop signs posted every 40 yards at each intersection in philly. its also a good idea to honk your horn between and during each stop sign to alert children/crackheads/ opposing traffic of your oncoming car. dont worry about cops they do the same thing and dont bother pulling people over for traffic offenses anyway.
hey skip the philly rolling stop at the next sign i gotta dump out this dutchie.
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The fine art of whilst conducting Anal Sex on a relatively loose lady, slipping your hand inside of her vagina and giving yourself a handjob through her pussy wall. It resembles the way that the japanese roll sushi, except the roll is your cock.
She was so loose, the only way i could bust a nut and get outta there was to give myself a Tennessee Sushi Roll.
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The time it takes to react to being rick rolled. I.e. how long it takes you to close your browser window after you've been rick rolled.
Jorge's rick roll reflex is madd quick. Rick didn't even get to the third linn drum hit.
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A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
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Too good,
Too pure for this world
Little kids are usually like an innocent cinnamon roll. So innocent. So pure.
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Rolling ray means your dying of laughter or your rolling on the ground so your rolling ray
Bitch you didint have to do him like that 🤣🤣 I’m rolling ray
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most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.
The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.
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