Random
Source Code
Random
Otherwise known as PSH. It is probably the best place in the world. It is where brain cells come to die.
Lets go to patrick and seans house tonight, i am keen for a f@cking jol.
A man who comes to your house when the lights are turned off
“Hey bill, they Lights just went off”
OH NO THE MY HOUSE MAN AHDIDKDJDJX
When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)
Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”
Where a group of chodes go to eat after a day of acting like a complete and total chode-master
Hey man lets go! I'm ready to eat some chodeitas at Chode-House Grill
Round-House-Steamer is when you do a 360 spin loop for 5 minutes while letting out a steaming hot turd and land it on you're lovers head then you need to whack your lover with your penis till you see red markings on either the penis or whacking area.
Hey wanna have some kinky sex and maybe do a Round-House-Steamer
When you are chubby and think you look nice on TikTok. Outside of tiktok, they are a couch potato who sits there eating Pringle’s until 2am binge watching Spongebob.
Marry: “Your a Diabetic Squidward House”
Isaac: “ what do you mean?” * asks while binge watching Spongebob *
Marry: “My case Is closed”
Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.
You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.
They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.
So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house