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Taylor-Lynn’s are wife material. Wholesome enough to bring home to the family, dirty enough to satisfy your needs. Often tiny mouse like creatures. Hate being called cute even though it’s one of the best ways to describe them. Always hate their own name and have one sibling that they no longer speak to. Tight pussyfoot d a solid rack every time.
She’s a bit too rough for me, not a Taylor-lynn at all.
one of the most talented actors in the world, mostly known for playing medic eugene roe in band of brothers
ruth: Did you see episode 5 of band of brothers with shane taylor?
grace: yeah, his performance made me cry
Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
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When someone screws up how to pronounce a word.
Cambria: I totally just pronounced ‘strategic’ wrong.
Mr. Martinez: Oh, you mean that was a Taylorism?
Taylorism - An absolute cunt, one is known to have 'Taylorism' if one has bought 25 laptops, his girlfriend hates him, daft enough to buy a £500 marble coffee table to sniff blow off. Also one has severe Taylorism if one is thick enough to buy a treadmill and use it to hang clothes on.
Oh jesus, look at the fucking retard, he's gone and blown 30k on coke, he's an absolute joke - Fucking hum dings of Taylorism.
Best couple you'll ever meet they love fucking together in any circumstance.
Look at them two love birds must be Luke and Taylor Anne