A twat flopper is a homosexual female, otherwise known as a lesbian (term credited to Lane Brewer)
Example: "Are you gonna take that chick home?" "Naw man, she's a twat flopper
A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
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A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.
When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.
You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie
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Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like he keeps peasants on chains just to shake his cock after he pisses, he's such a pompous twat.
What a pompous twat, he looks like someone who would take his nanny when campaigning for an election and not understand the mockery because we "wouldn't comment if he'd brought his valet"
the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.
Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat
*Universe implodes*
Someone who flicks the bean vigorously
God damn my boyfriend is such a twat flicker
She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..