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smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”

Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front

by sugarmelon September 8, 2021


clit biscuit

breakfast snack

Have vagina for breakfast with clit biscuits

by Scimitar May 25, 2022


Chest biscuits

A phrase to define Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pecs in the 70’s. Specially “Pumping Iron

“Iron is to my muscles, like yeast is to my pecs. My chest biscuits have risen phenomenally even and in under 20 minutes.”

by #CB November 22, 2018


blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 20, 2023


Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.

That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.

by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023


fuck a biscuit

Fuck a biscuit is what you say when you've been to too damn many Waffle Houses over a period of stay in the American South.

We been on this tour bus since Williamsburg, last date in Shreveport. I been eating grits and waffles and all kinds of pork all summer. To hell with a collard green and fuck a biscuit.

by Highsmith March 9, 2019


My biscuits

My bad

Disregard, I got it. I was adding up the wrong numbers. My biscuits.

by NSM Finance June 24, 2021