Cunt head

A derogatory term used to describe someone who's head you'd like to rip off. Someone who lets their kids down all the time. Someone so unreliable and false you'd like to skewer their eyeballs with hot knitting needles. A lying, moody, wannabe gangsta sack of shit.

Have you rung cunt head yet to see if he's having the kids?

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cunt punt

When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.

"dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass."

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Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser

Steve, how could you ever make love to that Thunder Cunt beast?!

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joe cunt

A Derogetory term used to describe a person whom you dislike(1). It can also be used as an agressive manner of addressing someone (2)

(1)
Person 1 - Who the fucks knocked our bins over?.

Person 2 - I think it was joe cunt next door joe cunt next door!.

(2) "How, Joe Cunt, what the fuck are ye lookin at?!?"

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cunt stuffer

A person with a large penis.

I slept with Mike last night, he's such a cunt stuffer!

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cunt reamer

huge cock, ie enormous penis

i jammed my cunt reamer into her cockpit

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Cunt Diver

This is a male who has a large cock and can go deep into the pussy hole. Most men can't go this far since they have a little penis. Cunt Divers can make a women scream and can cause them to pass out in some cases. Also Cunt Divers can make a pussy squirt half way acroos a room. Cunt Divers have to be carefull so they don't cause internal bleeding to some poor bitch.

Did you see how Sara was walking this morning? A Cunt Diver must of got ahold of her last night.

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