Wait'll half

the time when any task short of life or death is completed on Sundays afternoons in the fall

wife: dear, are you gonna put out the bonfire in the garage or should I call 911?
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?

daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??

Half-break

When you are eating and you're full, but you refuse to admit it to yourself, so you just take a little break about halfway into a meal.

Person 1: Half-Break!
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...

half-great-grandniece

Half-sibling's great-granddaughter.

My half-great-grandniece is a good person.

Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

half-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's wife.

half-co-sister-in-law.

Pecans on the half shell

Term used to describe small breasts

Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!

half-great-great-aunt

Great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-aunt is a good person.