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When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.
Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.
Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.
Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.
Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.
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A Classic Ice Over is a mixed drink with beer in it. You take a Classic Ice (thats the beer) and add usually three shots of Admiral nelsons spiced rum.
Classic Ice Over Admiral nelsons
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A watch brand named Ap and “iced out” means encrusted with diamonds almost everywhere on the watch costs from 1-1.5 million dollars AUD
Quavo- iced out ap ( ice) -takeoff
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While doing a chubby female in missionary, you pull a fat flab open, and nut in it.
Tom : "Yea, she dumped me after I pulled an ice cream sandwich on her.
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Jizzing into ice cube holders and freezing them with the intent of giving them to someone who is usually a douchebag
That bitch Jennifer didn't even notice when I slipped those jizz ice cubes into her cocktail.
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When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.
Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you
In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch
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When you enter a vagina or anus with your penis and it immediately goes flaccid.
We tried to have sex but I must have been too drunk because I ended up getting a pink ice cream.
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