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Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.
My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.
When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.
Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”
Oppenheimer directed the construction of the Los Alamos laboratory, where he gathered the best minds in physics to work on the problem of creating an atomic bomb during WWII. He is known as “the father of the atomic bomb”.
J. Robert Oppenheimer was credited for being a founding father of the American school of theoretical physics.
A double bourbon and ginger ale. It's a popular drink during warm months and is classically made with Jim Bean.
Friend: "Hey man, you want to go grab a drink?"
Me: "Yeah! It's been so hot lately, I could go for a J Double B."
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The act of wearing tight pants to make your butt look bigger.
Don: Are your pants painted on or something!?
Liza: No why do you ask!
Don: Looks like you're tryna get that J-Lo Effect gurrrll...
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An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.
You must not confuse SCP-999-J with SCP-999
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A bodybuilder with an extraordinarily big butt
Look how much he's squatting, he's such a j lo Allan
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