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The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

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Kentucky Silkworm

When you dive to the the bottom of a body of water, flip upside down, and blow a load toward the surface.

Marc Murphy just dropped a Kentucky silkworm in a lake

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022


Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021


Kentucky Beaverslap

An over-the-top open palm slap of any part of a woman’s vulva. Can also be performed from the rear with low hanging sauna balls.

I had my lady going with a shocker from my left hand, but I threw in a Kentucky beaverslap with the right to really get her juiced.

by Benny Badgerman December 12, 2022


Kentucky Discount

If it breaks in half you can keep both pieces

When someone complains about an item you sold them that isn't working right, just tell them you gave them the Kentucky discount, if it breaks in two you can keep both pieces.

by Tristand23 February 14, 2020


Kentucky Penguin

When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky

Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin

by Dante real man December 9, 2022


Made n kentucky

A hillbilly with a mud duck wife, also lives in a holler with and Xbox and a mustang.

This made n Kentucky is pathetic

by iNick443 September 7, 2015