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nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

by annnnonnnnymous August 23, 2011


Spider-Nerd

A massive Spider-Man nerd who knows everything about Spider-Man. Not just someone who watches the movies. They read the comics and know everything there is to know.

Ali is such a Spider-Nerd. He knows everything about Spider-Man.

by Ashmit March 12, 2019


neptunic nerds

neptunic nerds are a band in the us sage, oliva, phills,nascar, sky, cloudy,coco.bean,my falut. yes those are the names they write songs you should go see for yourself

hey have you heard of neptunic nerds? yea dude there a great band!!

by coolperson33 June 1, 2021


nerd nog

Nerd nog: Eggnog that has been enhanced scientifically and mathematically with liquor to enhance the the flavor.

Im about to go get crunk off some nerd nog!

by B4god3 December 3, 2018


Sweaty Bush Nerd

Someone who frequents voice calls just to listen to other people speak without contributing to the conversation at all.

Guy 1: Sergio's a total sweaty bush nerd, he keeps joining the call and listening for a bit before leaving.
Guy 2: Agreed, he's the definition of a sweaty bush nerd.

by Kyojiame November 29, 2020


urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.

Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!

by DrW8ty February 13, 2021


Personal Nerd

Personal Nerd is a combination of tutor and personal assistant. It is a recent and rapidly growing addition to shadow education. First time it was introduced as a definition by GoNerdify - a platform of Personal Nerds. Personal Nerds provide supplementary assistance outside of mainstream education system. Unlike tutors that are provided for a student wants to study at home or is struggling in a subject, Personal Nerds are hired to assist in managing workload, check completed works and give feedback to facilitate quick and efficient learning.

My Personal Nerd taking care of my college workload

by edu.bot March 28, 2017