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Having promiscuous, unprotected, sex with many sexual partners and either catching an STD or NOT catching an STD
(WIN or LOSE).
I fucked a bunch of bar-fly hooker hoes, bare-back, and did'nt catch nothin'. I won Penis Roulette!
Real Story: It's 1:45 AM. Last Call. I'm ordering my Corona Cerveza. Two feet away from the bar, the bar-fly hooker bitch, says, "Follow me." So...I did. I followed her into the Women's bathroom. Bent her over the toilet. Hit that shit and did'nt catch green dick. Never saw her again. (I won Penis Roulette bitch!!!
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Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.
He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.
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Another name for a circumcised penis.
"I heard that she only likes goose penis"
"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"
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noun- A missile so large that if it is used on another country, it would be as if that country were being sodomized.
Person #1: Oh, Dammit, its the penis missile!!!
Homosexual w/ lisp #1: Oh, Jesus, Jesus Christ...
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1. part of the male reproductive system.
2. when your weiner is bigger than you are.
3. an expression when something exciting happens.
4. a term often used by people with tourettes.
1. penis cock + vagina = fetus.
2. dude, did you see his penis cock?!? it was HUGE!
3. holy penis cock, don't touch me there!
4. will you go to the store and buy me some PENIS COCK FUCK SHIT, oops sorry... those darn tourettes again.
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A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.
Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.
Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.
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