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Don't eat soleki salad in the halls or else 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
Asser: *eats soleki salad*
OMG
*kills asser*
Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))
“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”
Caeser Salad, much like Tossing the Salad, where you grab somones ass cheeks and you shove your tongue into the asshole, but with the caeser salad you have another person meat inside the asshole. Can be used as long at 1 or more penises are involved, as well as 3 or more people.
He tossed my Caeser Salad last night, it was amazing.
Anyone want to get dirty and toss my Caeser Salad tonight, i need 2 or more people.
When you try to toss her salad but she shits in your mouth.
Bro, lastnight I was tossing Natashas salad and lets just say I got a Disappointing salad instead.
When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.
Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.
The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
I bowl of various unlabeled drugs put out for consumption at a pill popper party.
I dug into that fruit salad looking for Benzos and found some Ludes.