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Virginia Weslyan University previously known as Virginia Weslyan College is a small liberal arts college located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. The school prides itself on their premier location in costal Virginia (which is about as good as it gets for a university). This diamond in the rough is spending tons of money on new buildings and facilities to start looking pretty nice. With some attractive men and women.
The food has gotten better and the campus is small, but as corny as it sounds it really is what you make of it. You can be a scholar, an athlete, or can you can just coast. Lacrosse is somewhat "big" at this school. When I say big I mean a bunch of pretentious douches walking around all the time.
The party scene is run by the sports kids, mainly lacrosse. Virginia-Wesleyan is very diverse, and can be seen by simply walking around campus: from basketball players to lacrosse players baseball players to field hockey players to an insanely good girls softball team randomly. The sports at Virginia Wesleyan always guarantee pretty amazing talent. The schools insanely expensive price, leads to very good professors that grade very hard, and are run by liberal teachers that will shove it in your face. While it is very easy to get in to Virginia Weslyan it is very hard to stay.
Tim: " I'm going to Virginia Wesleyan University next year. I can't wait!)"
Nick: "Wow! Your parents make six digits! And your probably a pretentious decent high school athlete!"
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Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
they merked them geese at midwestern state university
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Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '
' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '
' Oh God guys your so epic '
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A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.
Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
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Michigan State University
University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.
- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
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A waste of fucking money. If you aren’t from the Midwest good luck meeting anyone you’d get along with unless you do sports. It’s the friendliest campus on the country until it’s time for the people to put in the effort to actually go out and do stuff. It’s a miserable campus, the faculty is fighting for pay after 100+ days without it and the entire school is suffering for it. NMU is basically all the people who didn’t get into MSU and are still bitter about it, on top of the bitterness they get from the cold. Good luck finding a party that doesn’t get shut down within 3 hrs and where people actually dance, instead of just stand around and talk w drinks in hand like they’re at a bonfire. Take your money elsewhere. Not only is the school shit, but literally every single landlord can and will fuck you over in some way shape or form, which makes the hole town seem like a fucking scam. 99c wraps sell for $2.50 here, to put things in perspective. Don’t get me wrong, Marquette is probably one of the prettiest areas in the country, and the nature aspect of it trumps all that is negative about the school. The locals are always kind, and willing to help with basically anything, so there’s always a smile to turn to. The UP is very roadtripable as well, and the students do it often as basically everyone goes home on the weekends. There are some sights to see here, just don’t stay for long.
“Yeah I go to Northern Michigan University for med plant chem”
“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”
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Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
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